You're like the son I never had. F.D. THE SIMPSONS / 2005 TV Show Script, Season 18 Episode 5. The Deer Hunter? Gee, thanks, guys. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. This was the last episode Al Jean and Mike Reiss executive produced together, although both would return in season 13 with Jean as showrunner and Reiss as a producer. Well, I couldn't have done it without Bart. Meanwhile, Bart gets his ear pierced, just like Milhouse. note: there was exactly one good episode after the poochie debacle, but that one (“simpson tide”) was from a script written several seasons previously. The other sub fires back at them, and Homer gives the order to retreat. Mike Reiss considers the sequence where Russia returns to being the Soviet Union to be "the nuttiest the show has ever been". The engine room has sprung a leak. You are all World War I historical re-creationists. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. You're all in the naval reserve. Well, due to a recent presidential order... we're not allowed to ask that particular question. Why did you think you could lie to me? $300.00. Didrt you ever do anything wild when you were a kid? As Homer's defense attorney, I feel we should be merci-. F.D. The first episode was broadcast on December 17, 1989 with the Christmas themed “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.” The show was an instant hit and became a cultural phenomenon. You'll never get a response talking to my son like that. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. Ladies and gentlemen... we're in a tough spot, and I don't know if we're gonna get out. However, Captain Tenille is in the torpedo hatch and is fired at the other submarine. Free shipping . If they're gonna fire on us... we'll respond in kind! The show was created by Matt Groening (who also made Life in Hell, and later Futurama and Disenchantment), and is considered one of … How could you be so irresponsible? Stub This article has been rated as Stub-Class on the project's quality scale. https://list.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_one-time_characters_in_The_Simpsons Get back here, boy. The Simpsons 3F07 - Marge Be Not Proud Episode Script. I was running a diagnostic... and there was an obstruction in torpedo tube number one. Al JeanMike Reiss https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Simpson_Tide?oldid=928921. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. Although Jean would later return to run the show, it was the last episode that Reiss received an executive producer credit for. Are you thinking of joining the naval reserve? Well- [Imitating Dracula] "I 'vant' to suck your blood!". It saved us all. And you're like the father I never visit. Takes like 5 minutes. Moe, Barney, and Apu also choose to join him. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" AU $426.11. “Simpson Tide” starts quickly, and the jokes maintain a steady barrage throughout the episode—the hallmarks of a solid episode. The fourth season of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons originally aired on the Fox network between September 24, 1992 and May 13, 1993, beginning with "Kamp Krusty".The showrunners for the fourth production season were Al Jean and Mike Reiss. You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube. Whenever an American vessel leaves port... the crew sings this ancient sea chanty: A'one, a'two, a'three-. Well, better make it quick, kiddo. Oh, I think I can make it out. Homey, I really don't think this navy thing is a good idea. Maybe it's the salt water in my veins... or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain... but I've taken a real shine to you. The submarine ends up in Russian waters and is interpreted by the United States government as an attempt to defect. That's not funny. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. "Simpson Tide" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. Homer: I-It's my first day. Congratulations, sailors. Maybe you would like me if you got to know me. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Mellow out, everybody. I lost this eye in Haiti. ♪ [Continues Singsong] I am not listening! Any information on unbroadcast episodes is preliminary and subject to change. THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE ORIGINAL THE SIMPSONS SCRIPT. Crimson Tide was, along with Bad Boys, at the beginning of the resurgence of producers Don Simpson (who would pass away in 1996) and Jerry Bruckheimer's influence over American action films in the mid-'90s, and it remains one of their best offerings. Homer: It's my first day. March 29, 1998 Tuck in that shirt. But, uh, they're also covered. 3G04 I'll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power! This article is within the scope of WikiProject Ships, a project to improve all Ship-related articles.If you would like to help improve this and other articles, please join the project, or contribute to the project discussion.All interested editors are welcome. I told him that photo would come back to haunt him. Mr. Burns: Oh, really? SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Joshua SterninJeffrey Ventimilia Nuh-uh. Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy... a black eye from which it may never recover. It just slipped out. Directed By In my opinion, "Simpson Tide" is one of the worst episodes of Season 9, preceded only by the clip show, "All Singing, All Dancing." That hurts! All right, you thumb-sucking worms... let's get one thing straight: your mamas ain't here to help ya. THE EPISODE IS "MOMMIE BEEREST" THE SCRIPT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. You stand accused... of eating half the population of the Planet of the Doughnuts. 1 Contents 1.1 "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" 1.2 "The Principal and the Pauper" 1.3 "Lisa's Sax" 1.4 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" 1.5 "The Cartridge Family" 1.6 "Bart Star" 1.7 "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" 1.8 "Lisa the Skeptic" 1.9 "Realty Bites" 1.10 "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" 1.11 "All Singing, All Dancing" 1.12 "Bart Carny" 1.13 "The Joy of Sect" 1.14 "Das Bus" … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Very nice, Simpson. I'm sorry, guys. I don't want to go to school today! Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (26) Bart the Genius (10) Homer's Odyssey (6) There's No Disgrace Like Home (5) Bart the General (4) Moaning Lisa (4) Call of the Simpsons (4) The Telltale Head (5) Life on the Fast Lane (6) Homer's Night Out (2) The Crepes of Wrath (5) Krusty Gets Busted (8) Some Enchanted Evening (6) Season 2. Therefore, space in the fallout shelter will be reserved for... Lisa Simpson, Martin Rrince, our championship kickball team... and Sherri, but not Terri. Flowers couch gag [Laughing] Yes! Carry on. Oh, really! Attention, Homer Simpson. [Speaking With French Accent] Congratulations! Although I'm morally opposed to the military-industrial complex... of which you are now a part. Homer, we got an enemy sub, closing in fast. In five minutes, this place is becoming a Starbucks. Homer and company were forced to participate in the annual war games and were placed on board a nuclear submarine, under the command of Captain Tenille, with whom Homer instantly clicked. Show Runner [Screams] ♪[TVTheme] Homer Simpson! The crew all believe their situation is fatal until Homer remembers the earring he took from Bart. "G.I. To use this banner, please see the full instructions. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" $198.00. specifically forbids the wearing of earrings... unless you're of Gypsy extraction. Attention on deck! [Snores]. Well, when I was 10, I got my ear pierced. They were trying to do it "for the comedy of it", but couldn't get the draft to work, so it was cut. And another thing: when people come up to me and say, "Hey, little buddy.". Captain Tennille wishes to address you. The Soviet Union? Uh, huh-That reminds me. I feel good about myself, I'm helping my country... and later, I'm gonna get Gilligars autograph. All right, all right. You're a disgrace to this family... and its proud naval tradition. Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer. The proud men and women of the navy are fighting for freedom. Rod Steiger as Captain TenilleBob Denver as himself Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. [Chuckles]. On April 19, 1987 “The Simpsons” premiered as shorts on “The Tracey Ullman Show.” And after three years, it was spun off into its own primetime show on Fox. Sorry. I was drinkir a mai tai... and I forgot to take the little parasol out. Anyways, here we have Homer in a position of where he is shouting his signature "D'OH!" What do you want out of life? I'll tell ya a war story! Sir! The Navy drill sergeant was voiced by Michael Carrington, who had written the season four episode "Homer's Triple Bypass". posted by Reclusive Novelist Thomas Pynchon at 8:05 AM on December 12, 2020 [ 2 favorites ] [Chuckles] Well, I'm no Margaret Cho... but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. Very well. [As Himself] I should get a glass of water. Although the episode is partly based on the film Crimson Tide, the original episode pitch was made before the film was released. Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend. Oh, for God's sake, don't answer that. I mean home. Free shipping . (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); What on earth possessed you to get an earring? Free shipping . » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons 09x19 - Simpson Tide. Why did you think you could lie to me? Rod Steiger guest stars as Captain Tenille and was directed by Al Jean. We place this last doughnut in the reactor core... exposing it to radiation, thereby making it big! I think she's hot! 197 Smithers: Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson, and he's been working here for 10 years. Joining the reserves was the best thing I ever did. But only if you're good. Homer, Lenny and Carl all want a doughnut, but only one is left. Simpson Tide "My butt does not deserve its own website". [Smooching Sound] Well, I guess that's everyone. If The Simpsons was produced by Hanna-Barbera from seasons 1-12, then this would be one of the few variants to be used in seasons 9 and 10. Setting course for Rigel Seven. From United States. Bob Denver voices himself in the episode and was directed by Mike Reiss. marks an episode with not enough content. "G.I. Even if you're not. Aw, that's sweet, honey. At this point, an enemy submarine approaches Homer's, and Homer immediately responds by giving the order to fire a torpedo. l-It's my first day. [Speaking Loud] Sorry, I can't hear you, Marge. It's filling up with a clear, nonalcoholic liquid. Mr. Burns: Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. She and her husband Homer have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. 00060. These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting … Hmm. Bored as usual, Homer plans to take up a new career in the Navy, where he single-handedly cuts the ribbon on treason season by charting a submarine into Russian waters. All right, Simpson. Within ten minutes, the power plant is on fire and Homer is fired (after initially pretending it is his first day). THE SIMPSONS / 2005 TV Show Script, Season 18 Episode 5. The Simpsons 1F17 - Lisa's Rival Episode Script. Couch Gag The aired season contained two episodes which were hold-over episodes from season three, which Jean and … After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. You never know when it might come in handy. Homer receives a dishonorable discharge and forgives Bart, as the earring saved his life. Fifteen seconds to collision. Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson (née Bouvier) (born October 1, 1956), the deuteragonist of The Simpsons, is the homemaker and full-time mom of the Simpson family. Steady as she goes- On second thought, go right. We're shuttir down for a while. The files may include story notes, outlines, and/or various drafts of scripts for seasons two through six, written or co-authored by Meyer. However, as Bart attempts to impress everyone in school with his earring, only to find out that every student has his/her own earring, except for Lisa, who is forbidden by Homer to do so. Please remain calm, and think of your loved ones. I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced. I'll bring you back a hat. But you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing the stains off a monument. But next time, tie the other end to the ship! Uh, sir, we found the problem. Well, sir, "treason season" started early this year... as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson. Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way. I, too, would punish you... but I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors. Production Code Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. Mayday, Mayday! You can't spell "dishonorable" without "honorable.". Homer Simpson! I would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal. Meanwhile, the entire school is impressed when Milhouse gets an earring. Shine those shoes, mister. Simpsons episode scripts Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. And although my religion strictly forbids military service-. As earrings become a fad, Bart gets his ear pierced, much to Homer's outrage. Simpson Tide is the nineteenth episode of Season 9 (produced in 1996, but originally an episode for season 7, but was pushed back to two years and two seasons later for unknown reasons, plus, it was also originally going to be an episode as the seventh season finale). Oh. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. I don't like you, and you don't like me. After the release of the film, the writers decided to start incorporating stuff from the movie in the script. Sorry. "Simpson Tide" was one of two season nine episodes that was executive produced by Al Jean and Mike Reiss, who together were the showrunners for the third and fourth seasons. Blacula, followed by Blackenstein... and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame. They are later forced to participate in the annual war games and are placed on board a Nuclear submarine which is under the command of Captain Tenille. You know, Lisa, I've taken a lot from this country. Written By Tell me, young man. The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. Homer says goodbye to his family, except for Bart due to the earring. In an edition of "Kent's People", Kent Brockman tells the story of Frank Grimes, a man who "had to struggle for everything he got in life." Michael Schiffer, one of the writers of the film Crimson Tide is said to have enjoyed this episode. Original Airdate What would the captain say in my spot? The vessel surfaces and Homer is taken to be prosecuted; however, he is let off the hook because all of the officers at his hearing are under indictment for various offenses. Milton Gray. Episode Number Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve. I'm clapping. 09x19 - Simpson Tide. In the event of nuclear war, we can only save our best and brightest. [Chuckling] Oh, Simpson! I don't believe this. Maybe it's time I gave something back.” Homer Simpson Simpson Tide is the nineteenth episode of Season 9 (produced in 1996, but originally an episode for season 7, but was pushed back to two years and two seasons later for unknown reasons, plus, it was also originally going to be an episode as … That's a vampire. The collection consist of scripts files for the television program The Simpsons, related directly to the career of George Meyer. Uh, is the poop deck really what I think it is? We have orders not to fire on anybody but Greenpeace. While lying on the couch at home, Homer sees a recruitment ad on TV for the Naval Reserve and plans to make a difference and enlist. And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass. Bart bitterly gives the earring to Homer, who then boards the submarine. The episode was the second and last to be written by Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia and was also the only episode directed by Milton Gray. Some idiot threw this in the reactor core. Oh, I "wuv" you so- What are you lookir at? I thought you guys broke up. Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia, the episode writers, were working on Jean and Reiss's show The Critic at the time, and pitched an episode where Homer joins the naval reserve. The Simpsons 3F12 - Bart the Fink Episode Script. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Simpson Tide “You know, Lisa, I've taken a lot from this country. All rights reserved. In the original draft, Bart snuck on board the submarine with Homer. Homer and the others attend the Naval academy and soon graduate. Captain, how are we supposed to get home with no equipment? The Simpsons 3F01 - Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily Episode Script. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 TV Script, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" Many of the scripts are annotated by Meyer and/or others. Then can I get a tattoo that says, "Bite me"? The episode starts off well with Homer's dream and zany antics, but quickly goes downhill when Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia rely strictly on parody for cheap laughs...this could be why they've only been involved with two Simpson's episodes. Well, I'm keeping this earring... and you can't stop me! Homer thinks up a solution: he places the donut in the reactor core in an attempt to make it huge. [Imitating Peter Falk As Columbo] Uh, one more thi-. And hit me over the head with a hat? Nuclear war is anticipated until the US Navy drops depth charges on Homer's sub, aiming either to destroy it or force it to surface. The Simpsons 3F15 - A Fish Called Selma Episode Script. Lecture #8 - On the Water BalloonIf you join Robinhood, we'll both get a share of stock like Apple, Groupon, Ford, or Sprint for free! "Are you a homosex-". That's the best we could have hoped for. Simpson Tide - Captain Tenille The Simpsons season 9 saw Homer join the Navy in the episode “Simpson Tide”. We live in a highly technological age where fighting a war... is as simple as turning off a light. This event creates a political schism between the USA and Russia; the Russian government reveals that the Soviet Union still exists, and that its fall was merely a ruse. Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet. Captain, the renegade sub is directly below us. Boy, I guess I was wrong about that earring. "My butt does not deserve its own website" Captain Tenille takes a shine to Homer and when the Captain goes to check on a problem in the torpedo hatch, Homer is left in charge. Well, guys, I won't be seeir ya for a while. The capsules are the heart of the archive. That's what we wanted you to think! [Laughing]. Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my two best customers. We'll either destroy it, or force it to surface. Everyone's got an earring. I was the first to discover his terrible secret. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 29, 1998. Special Guest Voices (Annoyed Grunt)" AU $426.11. You are all pastry chefs! You have 10 seconds to explain your actions... before we open fire! The captairll know what to do. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. He uses it to plug the leak and saves the submarine. A dishonorable discharge. Then I'll whomp him with my hat! I guess that's it. catchphrase in a moss green vertical rectangle. You're in the naval reserve: America's 17 th line of defense... between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters. We need a decision. This is just like The Deer Hunter. Marge is the moralistic force in her family and often provides a grounding voice in the midst of her family's antics by trying to maintain order … Now, Simpson, because of your many years as a nuclear technician... we're putting you on a nuclear sub. Chalkboard Gag THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" C $275.18. We got a pinole leak and there's no way to plug it. After being fired from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer decides to join the United States Navy Reserve.The episode was the second and last to be written by Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia and was the final episode … Yes. "The Simpsons" Simpson Tide (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Drop the depth charges. 08/18/98 16:43 ♪[Chorus Singing] [Bell Ringing] [Tires Screeching] D'oh! The Episode QuickList: Maintained by: Jouni Paakkinen Formerly by: Matthew Kurth & Brian Petersen The Episode QuickList is a brief listing of the Tracey Ullman Show shorts, 30-minute episodes and music videos with their production numbers, listed in order of original broadcast. I could go to jail. The H-B script is lemon yellow. Next weekend, we're having our annual war games. The Simpsons (1989) Scripts Season 31 The Winter of Our Monetized Content S31E1 Go Big or Go Homer S31E2 The Fat Blue Line S31E3 Treehouse of Horror XXX S31E4 Gorillas on the Mast S31E5 Marge the Lumberjill S31E6 Livin la Pura Vida S31E7 Thanksgiving of Horror S31E8 Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? It was difficult for them to figure out how to get the captain off of the sub and they eventually decided to have him shot out of the torpedo tube. Simpson Tide Mr. Burns: How could you be so irresponsible? Ah, that's not a war story! The consequent explosion causes a pinhole leak in the submarine's wall. 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